Brett Witty
I'm a fairly directed man. I've got interests in fictional writing (short stories and novellas), humorous writing, mathematics, physics, philosophy, cryptography, programming, artificial intelligence (genetic algorithms, neural nets, natural language synthesis and parsing, game playing and artificial life), juggling, basketball, 3d graphics, movies (writing screenplays for, envisioning and watching), monkeys, 2 minute noodles cooked in 45 seconds, soft drinks, languages (foreign and constructed), cocktail making, techno music mixing, Zen Buddhism, religions in general, psychic and mystic phenomena, role-playing games, martial arts, urban legends, Greek Mythology, classical literature, card-throwing and sound editing. And in my spare time I'm doing a Bachelor of Science at the University of Queensland. I'm majoring in maths and hope to get into honours. My mathematical interests lie in: number theory, foundations (set theory, model theory, and logic), abstract algebra, combinatorics, graph theory and algorithms. My specialized interests are in the Axiom of Choice, continued fractions, hypergeometric functions, stuff involving infinities and kewl sequences of integers. I did two years of theoretical physics, and currently tutor first years, so I haven't totally lost the jive. I like debating the philosophical issues of quantum physics just to irritate die-hard physicists.
Joel GilmoreTake one unicycle. Place in large saucepan with juggling clubs, balls and rings and a karate belt. Slowly simmer, adding fantasy, sci-fi and mystery novels at the rate of one a day. Add classical, barbershop or jazz music to taste. When karate belt turns orange, mixture is done. Remove from heat, and add two fluffy Maltese terriers. Allow to swim for 10 minutes, then discard. Flame brandy, scotch and other assorted liqueurs in saucepan, smother, and drink. (This adds nothing to the recipe, just makes you think it tastes better.) Add one cup of bad jokes and two tablespoons of one liners (don't overdo it, or Joel may become too sharp for his own good.) Put on earmuffs. Add two pianos and a cello, stirring gently. Wait for mixture to thicken, then pour onto plate. Joel will be critical of your cooking, so ensure there are no lumps (most likely being unmashed juggling balls) Garnish with quantum textbooks, recreational mathematics articles and shredded Lie Algebra notes. Serves one, or possibly two if you serve with the reccomended companion dish, Jenny. |
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